nobody, nobody
posted on 17 May 2022 with 146,898 notes

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

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enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

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posted on 17 May 2022 with 26,560 notes

litmus test for tumblr olds

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  nsfw;  
posted on 17 May 2022 with 57,787 notes

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posted on 16 May 2022 with 33,165 notes

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link! long hair! big shirt!

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  GENDER;  loz;  
posted on 16 May 2022 with 67,702 notes

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

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posted on 15 May 2022 with 2,774 notes

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just mammon and mc shenanigans

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  obm;  
posted on 15 May 2022 with 7,693 notes

hi

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posted on 15 May 2022 with 50,629 notes

Lmfaoooo experts are now saying America has gone past hyperinflation to a new stage they're calling "sonic inflation"

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posted on 15 May 2022 with 13,380 notes

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  me;  
posted on 14 May 2022 with 88,109 notes

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feeling myself

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posted on 14 May 2022 with 27,997 notes

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get turned small idiot 

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posted on 10 May 2022 with 25,145 notes

The amount of effort ficwriter does in order to write a fic. "nah the story doesn't need to be that accurate it's just a fic I'm not getting any money out of it" and then as they keep writing and posting their browse history is something like "moon calendar in 1981"

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posted on 10 May 2022 with 59,466 notes

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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posted on 09 May 2022 with 19,511 notes

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posted on 05 May 2022 with 15,916 notes

blogging about him isn’t enough. i need to bend him over a table

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